Two thousand and thirteen years ago God sent His son to die for us. Now, all these centuries later, he finds some of us fussing about monkey DNA. God does not care about evolution or intelligent design.
Jesus said: "What you do to the least of my brethern, you do unto me." This is God's word. This is the heart of Christianty. So, pick up a discarded plastic bag. Volunteer your time. Plant a tree. Pet a puppy. Be nice. You will be a lot closer to God and to heaven.